asmilinggoddess:

my mom: not too much eyeliner. guys find too much eyeliner unattractive

me:

image

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

vodkaclifford:

im also hella pissed that cara is gonna be margo

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans